Saturday, October 25, 2008

My Favorite 'Oh Shit!' Moment This Week

My favorite "Oh shit!" moment for this week was generously provided by Lindsey Evans.

You probably know her better as Miss Louisiana Teen.


Yes, it seems that with only days left before her reign was over, Evans decided to try her hand at crime. After all, what was she going to do after she gave the crown back? Might as well learn a new trade.

So her and three of her friends decided to dine and dash. After running up a $46.07 tab they bailed and ran without paying a dime (allegedly). I'm sure they laughed and giggled for blocks until Lindsey suddenly realized that she had left her pocketbook behind.

Say it with me boys and girls... "OH SHIT!"

Well, the dumbass, errr... suspect went back to the scene of the crime to try to retrieve her purse. The police were, of course, waiting for her and her friends. They would have probably let Lindsey go with a stern lecture (her friends all swore that she had paid her part of the tab) except for two little problems. 1) she admitted that she had paid nothing and 2) she had a couple of fatties stashed in her purse (allegedly).

Yeah, I'm thinking crime is not a good career choice for the young Miss Louisiana Teen. Successful criminals must be daring AND SMART!

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