I'm reposting some of my old blog material,
mostly to get it all in one place again.
This was originally posted on My Space on May 7, 2008.
And in the local Florida news:
The suspect killed in an exchange of gunfire at the St. Pete Courthouse was identified today as 30 year old Glen Lee Powell of Brandon.
A suspect is being sought in the murder of 51 year old Land-O-Lakes resident Diane Yeager-Lombard.
A recorded sex call between teacher Stephanie Ragusa and one of her underage students was ordered released by a Hillsborough County Judge.
Seven people were arrested in a prostitution sting in Clearwater.
Land-O-Lakes substitute teacher Jim Piculas was fired today for wizardry.
and a good samaritan was killed while chasing robbers in...
WOAH!!! Back up!
Did you just say Jim Piculas was fired for WIZARDRY?
WTF is THAT?
Yea, it's true. It seems that substitute teacher Jim Piculas made a toothpick disappear, then re-appear in front of his class.
Outrageous right?
So now he's fired for wizardry. Wow!
Memo to the Supervisor of Substitute Teachers:
Dude, making a toothpick disappear and re-appear is not wizardry. It's a trick. Slight of hand. It didn't really go anywhere. It was in his hand the whole time, hidden from view. He distracted you with one hand and simply hid it from you with the other. No magic here. No wizardry. Trust me, no 'Toe of Frog' or 'Eye of Newt' was harmed in the making of this trick.
Wizardry? Seriously. You might want to check your calender, genius. This is 2008. Not 1692. We don't burn witches at the stake anymore. Oh, and guess what Einstein? The world isn't flat. Yea, no shit... it's round! Who knew, right?
And don't bother applying to be a contestant on "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?". You're not.
Lucky for you public displays of Stupidity are not cause for termination although they should be.
Sincerely,
Me.
No wonder we can't get anyone except the pedophiles and deviants to teach our children these days.
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